Yeah, yeah, yeah. The boots don't match.
That's because they're two different boots. We didn't have
space to fit the other ones, and couldn't decide which were
ugliest/prettiest. So you can decide for yourself. Both are
made by the Italian firm, Forma. The Diablo is a la gauche,
the Northwind is ferme la bouche (or whatever the French
is for "on the right").
Time was when boots were boots. But these things
have more in-built features than Secret Squirrel. Don't
ask us to explain because we skipped school. See how
they look with your Belstaff or Brando jacket. Might start
a trend (but probably not). Prices are £130 and £115
respectively. Land your spaceship on: www.planet-knox.com
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