Old Biker Mantra

T-shirt £15.99

Are we serious with this T-shirt? We certainly are, but not deadly serious. Like all T-shirts, you get the best (or worst) from them when you're in an appropriate frame of mind. And the frame of mind you need to be in to savour this shirt speaks for itself.

You need to be a little grouchy. That's the long and short of it, and that's the black and white of it too. Grouchy. And if you're always Mr Nice Guy, then maybe you know someone who is a perfect fit for this, whatever his or her size.

The truth is, we printed this one on a whim. The design had been languishing on the hard drive, and we were in two minds about bringing it into the world. But finally we decided that even grouchy bastards like us are people, and one way or the other we're determined to have our voice heard. Or not.

The tees and 100% black pre-shrunk silk-screened quality cotton. The seams on the shoulders, neck and sleeves are double-stitched for extra strength and durability. We're asking £15.99 plus P&P, but if you keep frowning like that, we're going to raise the price. So watch it. And note, this is a revised design.

Sump buyers say...

"You must have been reading my mind when you dreamed up this one.
It's a perfect fit."

— Spence G

"I can think of a few more things to add to the list of old age complaints but you'd need a much bigger shirt. Thanks for quick delivery, guys"

— Barry Lough, Dublin, Ireland

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Sizes (chest):
3XL	51in 129cm
2XL	50in or 126cm
XL	46in or 117cm
L	42in or 106cm
M	38in or 99cm

Old Biker T-shirt

Price: £15.99

P&P: £3.00

Sizes: 3XL, 2XL, XL, L, M

Old Biker T-shirt

Price: £15.99

P&P: £5.00

Sizes: 3XL, 2XL, XL, L, M

Old Biker T-shirt

Price: £15.99

P&P: £6.00

Sizes: 3XL, 2XL, XL, L, M

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All Sump T-shirt designs are produced entirely by us right here in Sumpland. We're not claiming any connection with any other group, organisation, company, manufacturer, institution, body, retailer or fly-by-night-merchant. Sump T-shirts are not available anywhere else unless they're being pirated. If you've got any copyright concerns, disputes, threats or similar, fire off an email and we'll look into it when we next sober up.

IT'S GOTTA BE RIGHT

We only sell tees we
wear and enjoy. If you have a problem with anything you buy
from us, tell us and we'll sort it out. Pronto. No fuss. No arguments.

And if you change your mind within 30 days, just return it unworn
for a refund.

Grab yours now!

Postage & Packing:

UK £3.00
EU £5.00
Worldwide £6.00
(Discounts on multi-buys)

We usually despatch next day, but public holidays and heavy ordering issues will inevitably slow us down a little.

Take note too that we don't sell, trade, barter, or give away your private data. It's used for us alone. So trust us, or don't trust us. Only Sump and your undertaker will ever know how fat you really are.