 
MOTORCYCLE TALK ONLY...
T-shirt £22.99
You know how it is when you've got something on your mind and it just won't shift? Of course you do. And that's what's been happening to us for decades. We've got bikes on the brain, and we can't shift 'em. More to the point, we don't really want to. And when someone strides forward and wants to talk to us, if it ain't about bikes, we usually ain't really interested. Yes, that's sad. There's so much else in the world that we could be chin-wagging and gossiping over. The latest Twitter or Facebook row, for instance. Or world politics. Or what's going on in the latest soap opera crisis. Or China. You know how it works. But increasingly, we just tune out of all that stuff and stay with the fundamentals, which are motorcycles. So we devised this T-shirt to give all the non-bike talk people a fair warning that for the foreseeable future, we've got all channels switched to motorcycle chatter. We figure it's the least we can do to stay sociable in a not-always-sociable world. And with this T-shirt, we're giving you the opportunity to warn off your own verbal antagonists.  Talk motorcycles, please—or take your talk elsewhere.
The lettering is soft vinyl on 100% pre-shrunk cotton. If you have a problem with vinyl, better don't buy. But we've tried 'em, and they feel fine to us. Moreover, the lettering is very crisp and will stay that way for the longest time (which means long after the T-shirt has died of old age). We usually despatch our tees within 24 hours, or 48 hours if a weekend gets in the way. But these shirts will take around 7 - 10 days. That's because with this design we generally print to order (although we usually have one or two in stock ready to fly). Either way, you won't have to wait long, and the wait will be worth it. So when it arrives, wear it with aplomb. Good enough? Okay, check your size carefully and hit the pay button. As soon as your order arrives, we'll get the process moving. 
 | | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | | Chest | 40in 102cm | 44in 112cm | 44.5in 114cm | 47in 120cm | 50in 126cm | 51in 129cm | | Length | 25.5in 64cm | 25.5in
65cm | 27in
69cm | 27.5in
70cm | 28in
73cm | 30in
76cm |
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Postage & Packing: UK £3.00
EU £5.00
Worldwide £6.00
(Discounts on multi-buys)
We usually despatch next day, but public holidays and heavy ordering issues will inevitably slow us down a little.
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