Genuine Sump

Classic Bike T-shirt



These GENUINE T-shirts—conceived, designed and printed right here in England—are becoming very popular. They're original and exclusive to Sump.


More to the point, you get to wear a pretty classy T-shirt that will age well, look good for a long time, and end up as a useful polishing mop for your pride and joy.


All our shirts are worn (and loved) by us. We wouldn't want you to wear anything that doesn't pass the FAMOUS SUMP PERSONAL APPAREL TEST. So if it ain't good enough for our good selves, you'll never see it on these pages.


But take care. If you buy one, you'll come back for another...



Price: £17.99

Postage and packing (P&P): UK £4.95. EU £7.00. Worldwide £11.00.

Colour: Black only

Sizes (chest):

Extra large: Sold Out

Large: Sold Out

Medium: 38 inches or 99 cm

Small: 35 inches or 89 cm


Take note that we don't sell, trade, or give away your private data. It's used for us alone. You'll never get Viagra junk mail, or ANY junk mail, from data supplied by us.


So trust us, or don't trust us. Only Sump and your undertaker will ever know how fat you really are.


We usually despatch next day, but public holidays and heavy ordering issues will inevitably slow us down a little.


Sump buyers say...


"Good enough shirt. Might buy from you again."

—  Trevor Leacock, Bristol


"Thank you for your great service. Am looking forward to wearing this."

— Pacman


"This is my second Sump T-shirt in this design. Took about three years, but I've almost worn out the other one."

— Henry Currim



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Genuine Sump T-shirt

Price: £17.99

P&P: £4.95


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Genuine Sump T-shirt

Price: £17.99

P&P: £7.00


Select T-shirt size:



Genuine Sump T-shirt

Price: £17.99

P&P: £11.00


Select T-shirt size:



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The word on the street ...


"Dear Sump. This is a nice T-shirt. I'm glad I ordered it."
— Gwen Holbrooke, Birmingham


"Nice designed T-shirt. Very amusing message."
— Rick Emmersley, Folkestone


"Hello Mr Sump. This item is very nice. I like it. Thank you for service."
— Achim, Hamburg, Germany


"Ordered yesterday afternoon. Received it this morning.  Can you get it delivered faster next time?"
— Bob Mosham









Legal stuff

All Sump T-shirt designs are produced entirely by us right here in Sumpland. We're not claiming any connection with any other group, organisation, company, manufacturer, institution, body, retailer or fly-by-night-merchant. Sump T-shirts are not available anywhere else unless they're being pirated. If you've got any copyright concerns, disputes, threats or similar, fire off an email and we'll look into it when we next sober up.





We only sell tees we
wear and enjoy. If you have a problem with anything you buy
from us, tell us and we'll sort it out. Pronto. No fuss. No arguments.

And if you change your mind within 30 days, just return it unworn
for a refund.

Grab yours now!


Copyright Sump Publishing 2014